2008 Opening Day roster for Disco Demolition:

Batters:

C – Brian McCann (ATL)
1B – Prince Fielder (MIL)
2B – Chone Figgins (LAA)
3B – Miguel Cabrera (DET)
SS – Orlando Cabrera (CHA)
OF – Adam Dunn (CIN)
OF – Chris Young (ARI)
OF – Pat Burrell (PHI)
DH – Adrian Gonzalez (SDG)

On the bench:

C – John Buck (KC)
1B – Billy Butler (KC)
2B – Aaron Hill (TOR)
SS – Khalil Greene (SDG)
OF – Kosuke Fukudome (CHN)

Pitchers:

SP – Erik Bedard (SEA)
SP – Felix Hernandez (SEA)
SP – Ian Snell (PIT)
SP – Adam Wainwright (STL)
SP – John Maine (NYM)
SP – Scott Baker (MIN)
RP – Kerry Wood (CHN)
RP – George Sherrill (BAL)
RP – Jeremy Accardo (TOR)

Projected season stats using Marcel the Monkey:

(BA/HR/RBI/OBA)

C – Brian McCann: .298/19/86/.362
C – John Buck: .244/14/53/.314
1B – Prince Fielder: .288/33/92/.390
1B – Adrian Gonzalez: .290/23/83/.359
1B – Billy Butler: .298/10/53/.357
2B – Chone Figgins: .292/6/52/.338
2B – Aaron Hill: .291/11/63/.340
3B – Miguel Cabrera: .328/26/103/.405
SS – Orlando Cabrera: .279/9/69/.319
SS – Khalil Greene: .253/20/79/.322
OF – Adam Dunn: .253/32/87/.377
OF – Chris Young: .253/23/60/.333
OF – Pat Burrell: .262/25/89/.376
OF – Kosuke Fukudome: ???

OVERALL: .279/251/969/.353*
*Does not account for contribution from Fukudome

(W-L/SV/ERA/K/BB)

SP – Erik Bedard: 11-8/0/3.66/171/60
SP – Felix Hernandez: 12-9/0/3.96/158/52
SP – Ian Snell: 10-10/0/4.28/154/65
SP – Adam Wainwright: 9-8/1/3.87/110/51
SP – John Maine: 12-9/0/3.98/141/63
SP – Scott Baker: 8-9/0/4.56/102/35
RP – Kerry Wood: 2-3/0/4.21/38/19
RP – Jeremy Accardo: 3-4/13/3.82/51/22
RP – George Sherrill: 3-3/2/3.81/49/22

OVERALL: 70-63/16/4.02/974/389*
*Actual saves total should be much higher with Sherrill and Wood slotted as closers for BAL and CHN, and with Accardo likely to close for TOR until Ryan recovers.

I like my chances…