Intertrons:
Thanks to The Facebook, you can now know which minor TV celebrity, flower, or pop star you most closely resemble. In order to help you better know yourself, The Facebook will be unleashing the following 25 quizzes in the coming months:
- Which former Soviet republic are you?
- Which infomercial are you?
- Which major pharmaceutical company are you?
- Which Gary Busey character are you?
- Which John Tesh album are you?
- Which contagious disease are you?
- Which former Enron executive are you?
- Which Somali pirate gang are you?
- Which former eccentric aviator billionaire who was once portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio are you?
- Which failed car company are you?
- Which of Elizabeth Taylor’s husbands are you?
- Which synthetic sugar substitute are you?
- Which former UN Secretary General are you?
- Which Hanson brother are you?
- Which Clif bar flavor are you?
- Which well liquor are you?
- Which Osmond are you?
- Which horseman of the apocalypse are you?
- Which third-world dictator are you?
- Which member of your family are you?
- Which of Henry VIII’s wives are you?
- Which member of the 1919 Chicago White Sox are you?
- Which pope are you?
- Which presidential cabinet member are you?
- Which person’s blog are you?
Now you have something to look forward to! Write on your friends’ walls! Oh! Em! Geeeee!
June 10, 2009 at 7:58 am
Oooh! I choose which contagious disease am I! Here are a few sample questions:
If you were a rash, would you be:
(a) circular and expanding
(b) irregularly shaped, but concentrated in one spot
(c) scattered throughout the body in itchy, dry patches
If you were flu-like symptoms, would you describe yourself as:
(a) fever, chills, headaches
(b) swollen lymph nodes, joint pain, muscle aches
(c) sore throat and runny nose
(d) all of the above
Who would be your archnemesis? Your archfoe? Your archenemy?
(a) fluids and chicken noodle soup
(b) bed rest
(c) antibiotics
(d) non-prescription steroid cream
Depending on the results from these questions and more, you could be ringworm, Lyme Disease, eczema, any number of STDs, or a common virus! Good luck and tell your friends!
June 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Sounds like somebody got “George Dubya Bush” when he took the “What famous political figure are you?”